In a desperate bid to bridge the divide between secular and ecclesiastical viewpoints, Darwinists agreed to send four of their distinguished members to attend Sunday services with Laura and G.W. Bush..(much to the shock of the President, I might add, who viewed the hidden footage later.)
In a desperate bid of self-promotion, amidst the ever increasing distrust from Republicans, Democrats, and Libertarians alike; Sen. and Chief Mc-Rino exercises a new strategy.
NOTE: Gun is unloaded!
(A move which has left even the bullets, confused.)
In a desperate bid to catch a ring of Biometric Tech thieves in the act of swapping eyes for heists, authorities report that, "No arrests have been made at this time, but investigators have kept their eye on the situation."
And to conclude... On the domestic scene:
In a desperate bid to solve a horrendous parking problem, a housewife resorts to training her cat, in order to bide time in a loading zone...
On now!!IMAO's 19th "Carnival of Comedy!"
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